Nesting???

We are down to our last week of life without kids, and the nesting phase has started...I think. I've been waiting for the nesting phase, clean house, all the laundry done, everything perfect. It has finally started! I've been doing laundry, cleaning the fish tank, cleaning up all the cat stuff, cleaning the garage, fixing the shower, finishing the landscaping, working in the garden....Wait, I thought Cathy was supposed to be the one nesting! She has been cleaning, but I think it is her usual OCD and not nesting. The only change I can see is the sudden urge to watch Lifetime and Oxygen 24/7. The sight of the Lifetime logo is the worst site it the world, I turn around and run! Where did Cathy read that if you watch Lifetime your husband will be productive? Was it in What to expect while expecting, a blog, on babycenter.com? Wherever it came from it worked. Guys we need a book about what to expect from our wives while they're expecting. A 40-50 page book would be plenty, one page a week should cover it. A bathroom reader, Guys: What to expect while she's expecting. I think I'm on to something! Now when I see Lifetime, I'll go work on my book!